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Favorite Quotes/Scenes

John McClane: "Cute toy."
Guard: "Yeah, if you have to take a leak it'll even help you find your zipper."

Joseph Takagi: "We're flexible. Pearl Harbor didn't work out so we got you with tape decks."

Hans Gruber: "When Alexander saw the breadth of his domain he wept for there were no more worlds to conquer...benefits of a Classical education."

John McClane: "Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister."

Theo: "You bet your ass I wish to proceed!"

Hans Gruber: "(Reading a message from John McClane) Now I have a machine gun...ho, ho, ho."

Policewoman: "Attention whoever you are...this channel is reserved for emergency calls only.
John McClane: "No fuckin' shit lady. Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza!?"

Hans Gruber: "This time John Wayne does not walk off into the sunset with Grace Kelly.
John McClane: "It was Gary Cooper, asshole."

Hans Gruber: "Who are you then?"
John McClane: "Just a fly in the ointment...a monkey in the wrench...a pain in the ass."

John McClane: "Yippykayay muthafucka."

Hans Gruber: "What idiot put you in charge?"
Holly McClane: "You did, when you murdered my boss."

John McClane: "Is the building on fire?"
Al Powell: "No, but it's gonna need a paint job and a shitload of screen doors."

Dwayne Robinson: "You listen to me you little asshole..."
John McClane: "Asshole...I'm not the one who just got butt-fucked on national television..."

Al Powell: "You alright, Roy?"
John McClane: "Just firing down a thousand year old Twinkie. What do they put in these things anyway?"
Al Powell: "Sugar enriched flour, partially hydrogenated soybean oil, polysorbate 60 and yellow dye #5. Everything a growin' boy needs."

Dwanyne Robinson: "...Anytime you want to go home you consider yourself dismissed."
Al Powell: "No, sir. You couldn't drag me away!"

Special Agent Johnson: "Yeehaa!! Just like fuckin' Saigon, eh Slick?"
Agent Johnson: "I was in junior high dickhead."

Dwayne Robinson: "Looks like we're gonna need some more FBI guys."