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Russell Ziskey: "Yes. You speak some English?"
Student: "Son of bitch...shit."
Class: "Son of bitch...shit."

Russell Ziskey: "You could join a monastery."
John Winger: "Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?"
Russell Ziskey: "Never."
John Winger: "There goes the monastery."

Recruiter: "Are either of you homosexuals?"
John Winger: "You mean like flaming...?"
Russell Ziskey: "We're not homosexuals, but we're willing to learn."

John Winger: "An army without a leader is like a foot without a big toe."

John Winger: "There is something wrong with us, something very wrong with us, something seriously wrong with us."

Russell Ziskey: "No questions please. We just want to get back to our hotel room and have some really serious sex."