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Albert Gibson: "Seconds count buddy...ditch the bitch..."

Helen Tasker: "Listen...the, uh, plumber called. He said he has to dig under the slab or something and it's gonna cost $600."
Harry Tasker: "That's okay."
Helen Tasker: "That's not okay...it's extortion."
Harry Tasker: "So what did you tell him?"
Helen Tasker: "I slept with him...he said he'd knock off $100."
Harry Tasker: "That's good thinking."

Spencer Trilby: "Sweet Jesus Harry, you surely screwed the pooch last night didn't you?"

Harry Tasker: "Helen is having an affair."
Albert Gibson: "Welcome to the club man. Nobody thinks it can happen to them the first time, buddy. Same thing happened to me with wife number 2, remember? I had no idea...nothin's going on right? I come home one day and the house is completely empty. And I mean completely empty. She even took the ice cube trays out of the freezer. What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?"

Albert Gibson: "You know what? I say we concentrate on work buddy. That's what I do every time my life turns to dogshit. I concentrate on work and that gets me by. Alright buddy? This is gonna be great. You know what? We're gonna catch some terrorists, we're gonna beat the crap out of 'em and you're gonna feel a hell of a lot better."

Albert Gibson: "Women...can't live with 'em...can't kill 'em."

Simon: "I mean look at me. I'm not that much to look at. No, no, no, I can be honest. But I got 'em lining up. And not just the skanks either...well, some are."

Simon: "I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint. I have to lie to women to get laid and, and, and I don't score much. I got a little dick...it's pathetic. Oh God...would spy pee himself!"